Episode 230, scene 3.
Sandy is running the Cider Barrel as Chris comes in.
CW: Morning, all.
SW: Ok, lover, what do you want?
CW: A cup of coffee.
SW: Nothing else?
CW: Not this morning.
SW: You ought to eat something, Chris.
CW: Mother, may I have a cup of coffee?
SW: Stubborn crumb.
[Sandy brings coffee.]
SW: Are you all right today?
CW: Did you ever know me when I wasn't?
SW: Oh, you know what I mean. So many things have been happening.
CW: We'll survive.
SW: What are you going to do today?
CW: Good coffee.
SW: Come on.
CW: Must I have some plan in mind every minute?
SW: I've never known you when you didn't.
CW: I'm going to the library.
SW: Do they have Braille stuff in this town?
CW: I hired a reader, yesterday.
SW: Yeah. Someone I know?
CW: Allison Mackenzie.
Huh, how about warming up my coffee?
You know it's amazing how fast you clam up when all I do is mention
a girl's name.
SW: Why couldn't I read to you?
CW: You've got a job.
SW: You could get the books, bring them home, and I could read to you at
night.
CW: You'd quit after the first paragraph.
SW: I would not.
CW: Now, now green lady. Settle down.
SW: It just makes me mad when you do stupid things like this.
CW: Stupid things.
SW: Just plain dumb.
CW: You're my brother's wife.
[Allison comes in the cafe.]
AM: Chris, hello.
CW: Hi.
AM: Hi, Sandy
SW: Hi.
CW: How about a cup of coffee before we tackle the foundations of
jurisprudence.
AM: All right.
CW: Sandy, cup of coffee for Allison.
SW: She'll have to wait. I just ran out. I'm making a fresh pot right
now.
AM: Oh, well then, could I then have tea then, please.
SW: I'll see.
CW: Common disease, jealous. Maternal jealousy.
[Sandy brings Allison a cup of tea.]
[Rodney comes in.]
SW: Hi, Rod.
RH: Hello, Sandy
CW: Hi, Rod.
RH: Hi, Chris, . . . Allison.
RH: Is Lee around?
AM: [To Chris] We'd better be going.
[Allison and Chris get up to leave.]
CW: If you like.
CW: Thanks, sister-in-law.
RH: Bye, Chris.
[Chris and Allison leave.]
SW: Oh, Lee hurt his hand yesterday. He had to stop by the hospital
this morning. He told me to tell you. I was going to come by the
garage, but I know how you hate me to do that. How about some
coffee on the house?
[Sandy brings coffee to Rodney.]
RH: Thank you.
SW: How about that?
RH: What?
SW: Chris and your girl friend.
RH: Well, That's the way you see it, isn't it? A male and a female
together. I mean, it couldn't be anything else, could it?
SW: Well, she reads to him. You know school stuff. Little words, big
words.
RH: What's the matter with you sandy?
SW: He didn't ask me.
SW: Hey, Rod, maybe you ought to spread your wings some too.
RH: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
SW: At least you're listening.
RH: You're a little hard to turn off.
SW: You bet. How was your moonlight sail, last night?
RH: Restful.
SW: If you looked back at the shore I was watching.
RH: I didn't look, Sandy.
SW: I was watching, you looked.
[Rodney gets up to leave.]
RH: See you later.
[Rodney leaves as the scene ends.]
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