Dialog from Episode 492 scene 5.
Eli and Maggie are dining with Norman and Rita.
RJ: Mrs. Riggs, would you care for a biscuit?
MR: No thank you.
RJ: How about you, Mr. Carson?
EC: Oh, I don't believe so, no.
NH: Mr. Carson, that capstan you had in the back room, there. I looked
for it the other day and it wasn't there. What happened?
EC: I sold it.
NH: You're kidding.
EC: No. Fellow that owns one of those new homes up on the golf course.
He wanted to put it on his front lawn.
RJ: That rusty old thing?
EC: Yeah, said he was going to plant ivy around it. I got a darn good
price for it, too.
MR: I don't doubt it, considering what you're asking for your apples.
Pure robbery.
EC: Madame, those happen to be first quality premium apples.
MR: Mr. Riggs would have fed culls like that to the hogs. And he was
never one to waste.
EC: With all due respect to your late husband, ma'am, he had a lot to
learn about apples.
RJ: Uh, let's all have some desert, all right?
EC: That was mighty good roast.
RJ: Thanks, Mr. Carson.
MR: Especially for pot-luck. Seems like a company dinner to me.
RJ: Yeah, I better take these out.
EC: I'll help you. [stands].
RJ: Thank you.
EC: You know I'd have been a mite more dressed up if you told me a lady
was coming here to supper. I would have put on my good suit.
RJ: I'm sorry, Mr. Carson, it just sort of came up. You know.
EC: You young people.
RJ: Would you mind carrying the coffee in for me.
EC: Okay.
NH: Here, let me help you.
RJ: Mr. Carson, you're in for a real treat. Blueberry pie. Genuine
home baked. I can't wait for you to taste it. Tell me what you
think.
EC: Blueberry Pie. All right. We'll give it a try.
[takes a bite.]
EC: Oh, that's a mite tart.
MR: Blueberries are supposed to be tart.
EC: Well, this could use a lot more sugar.
MR: If you like eating syrup.
EC: However, it's not bad for a first try.
MR: A first try. I'll have you know that my pies have taken prizes at
the Sill's County Fair, 27 years running.
EC: Oh, you mean to say, that this is yours.
MR: Yes.
EC: I put my foot in it again. I beg your pardon, ma'am.
MR: No need. I best be getting home.
RJ: Oh, so soon?
MR: Well, I've got a long walk and the cat's waiting to be fed.
EC: Well now.
RJ: Wouldn't you like to stay for coffee, at least.
MR: Keeps me awake. I think I've had enough excitement for one evening.
EC: Well, I guess we all have. I think I'll go along to. Norman, bring
my coat.
RJ: Well, Mr. Carson, if you're going straight home, 'cause, if you are,
maybe you wouldn't mind driving Mrs. Riggs. I was going to ask
Norm, But as long as you live so close together.
EC: Oh, I'd be glad to.
MR: I'd just as soon walk.
No. No, no. I have the car, I'll drive you. A pleasure.
RJ: Thank you, Mr. Carson. We enjoyed having you. Hope you can come
again sometime, soon.
EC: Well.
MR: Thank you, dear.
RJ: Night.
EC: Norman.
RJ: Goodnight, Mr. Carson.
[Eli and Maggie leave]
RJ: The next time we want to try matchmaking, you remind me, and I'll
remind you. Okay.
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