Dialog from Episode 492 scene 5. Eli and Maggie are dining with Norman and Rita. RJ: Mrs. Riggs, would you care for a biscuit? MR: No thank you. RJ: How about you, Mr. Carson? EC: Oh, I don't believe so, no. NH: Mr. Carson, that capstan you had in the back room, there. I looked for it the other day and it wasn't there. What happened? EC: I sold it. NH: You're kidding. EC: No. Fellow that owns one of those new homes up on the golf course. He wanted to put it on his front lawn. RJ: That rusty old thing? EC: Yeah, said he was going to plant ivy around it. I got a darn good price for it, too. MR: I don't doubt it, considering what you're asking for your apples. Pure robbery. EC: Madame, those happen to be first quality premium apples. MR: Mr. Riggs would have fed culls like that to the hogs. And he was never one to waste. EC: With all due respect to your late husband, ma'am, he had a lot to learn about apples. RJ: Uh, let's all have some desert, all right? EC: That was mighty good roast. RJ: Thanks, Mr. Carson. MR: Especially for pot-luck. Seems like a company dinner to me. RJ: Yeah, I better take these out. EC: I'll help you. [stands]. RJ: Thank you. EC: You know I'd have been a mite more dressed up if you told me a lady was coming here to supper. I would have put on my good suit. RJ: I'm sorry, Mr. Carson, it just sort of came up. You know. EC: You young people. RJ: Would you mind carrying the coffee in for me. EC: Okay. NH: Here, let me help you. RJ: Mr. Carson, you're in for a real treat. Blueberry pie. Genuine home baked. I can't wait for you to taste it. Tell me what you think. EC: Blueberry Pie. All right. We'll give it a try. [takes a bite.] EC: Oh, that's a mite tart. MR: Blueberries are supposed to be tart. EC: Well, this could use a lot more sugar. MR: If you like eating syrup. EC: However, it's not bad for a first try. MR: A first try. I'll have you know that my pies have taken prizes at the Sill's County Fair, 27 years running. EC: Oh, you mean to say, that this is yours. MR: Yes. EC: I put my foot in it again. I beg your pardon, ma'am. MR: No need. I best be getting home. RJ: Oh, so soon? MR: Well, I've got a long walk and the cat's waiting to be fed. EC: Well now. RJ: Wouldn't you like to stay for coffee, at least. MR: Keeps me awake. I think I've had enough excitement for one evening. EC: Well, I guess we all have. I think I'll go along to. Norman, bring my coat. RJ: Well, Mr. Carson, if you're going straight home, 'cause, if you are, maybe you wouldn't mind driving Mrs. Riggs. I was going to ask Norm, But as long as you live so close together. EC: Oh, I'd be glad to. MR: I'd just as soon walk. No. No, no. I have the car, I'll drive you. A pleasure. RJ: Thank you, Mr. Carson. We enjoyed having you. Hope you can come again sometime, soon. EC: Well. MR: Thank you, dear. RJ: Night. EC: Norman. RJ: Goodnight, Mr. Carson. [Eli and Maggie leave] RJ: The next time we want to try matchmaking, you remind me, and I'll remind you. Okay. Episode 492, Scene 5 HOME